Marwadi at his best

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?
S.K: 1 Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de


Marwadi on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???


Marwadi 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Ghusse se poocha :
mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay


Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,
kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye"..
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do...... Acha likho....... ......... ..
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .


Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.


Marwadi ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe
bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga


Titanic K Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Marwadi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda